Screamy Youie Kicky Booty

Samurai Sam is an Asian warrior type of guy.  Power Puff Pam is as well... but not a guy.  She sneaks in, ninja like and disappears behind Sam.  She pops up over his shoulder.

PAM

I smell trouble, Samurai Sam.

She disappears behind him again.

SAM

I would recognize that stink anywhere. That is none other than... TransIgwanIdon.

TransIgwanIdon enters.  It is a robot/lizard Power Ranger kind of thing.

MONSTER

I will crush you!

Sam flies in to action and does several karate moves.  He chops at TransIgwanIdon.  It laughs.

MONSTER

You are weak, Sam. 

PAM

Your sword, Sam!  Nothing can stop you and your sword.

SAM

Uh... it's in the shop.

PAM

But how can you stop the scourge of Albuquerque with nothing but the robe on your back?

MONSTER

You won't.

MONSTER crushes Sam with fierce Japanese style monster sounds.  Sam is motionless on the floor.  Monster does evil laugh as it raises it's foot for the final blow.

MONSTER

Wa-ha-ha!

PAM

Hold it right there you mechanical menace.

Monster attacks Pam.

MONSTER

Ahhh!

PAM

I call on the powers of my ancestors... Screamy (pow) Youie (thwack) Kicky (bam) Booty!

MONSTERS charges and hits her open palm.  It hits, stops, pauses and falls.  Pam rushes to Sam.

PAM (cont.)

Sam, Sam. Speak to me.

SAM

You saved Albuquerque, Pam, but for me, you are too late.

Sam dies dramatically.  Pam starts to cry.  Sam wakes a moment and struggles for life.  Then he dies again.

PAM

(SOBS)

Curse you TransIgwanIdon!  Curse you!

END OF SCENE

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