Screamy Youie Kicky Booty

Screamy Youie Kicky Booty
by D. M. Larson

SHORT SCENE FOR TWO ACTORS

(Two actors enter wearing all black almost like Ninjas. They carry two puppets , one is a samurai and the other is a Japanese girl in a pink super hero outfit. The third puppet is hidden and is a monster that is half machine and half lizard. AUTHOR NOTE: These puppets can be in the tradition of Banraku or something home made and funny looking. Banraku is a type of Japanese puppetry. You have the actors on stage in all black almost like a ninja and holding up the colorful puppets. Here are some online resources for Banraku http://www.asianinterstage.com/tonda/

http://www.wellesley.edu/Japanese/Events/tonda.html)

SAM

This is the story of Samurai Sam.

(Holds up Samurai puppet)

PAM

(Holds up pink Japanese hero girl puppet)

And Powder Puff Pam.

SAM

When danger strikes were on the picket line. It was a cool summer night and I was only wearing my robes when a breeze blew in� And on that breeze was PowderPuff Pam.

PAM

(Flies in)

I smell trouble Samurai Sam.

(Flies out)

SAM

Little did she know that it was awkward Robe smell one has when laundry day was still a few days away, but I knew some other kind of stink was in the air. It was none other than TransIgwanIdon.

MONSTER

(PAM switches puppets to MONSTER)

I will crush you Samurai Sam.

SAM

But nothing can stop Sam with his sword in hand. But wait. My sword is in the shop. How will I stop the scourge of Tokyo with nothing but a dirty robe?

MONSTER

You won't.

(MONSTER stomps out puppet SAM with fierce Japanese style monster sounds. SAM actor takes MONSTER TransIgwanIdon. Other actors gets PAM again)

MONSTER

(Does evil MONSTER laugh)

Wa-ha-ha!

PAM

(Puppet flies in)

Hold it right there you mechanical menace.

MONSTER

(Attacks)

Ahhh!

PAM

(Fights back)

I call on the powers of my ancestors Screamy, pow ,Youie thwack ,Kicky, bam ,Booty!

(MONSTERS falls and actor gets SAM)

Sam, Sam. Speak to me.

SAM

You saved Tokyo, Pam, but for me, you are too late.

(SAM dies dramatically)

PAM

(SOBS)

No, Curse you TransIgwanIdon!

END OF SCENE

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