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by D. M. Larson



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"A Breaking Heart" - Monologue- Female (2 minutes)

"Before You Punch Me" Monologue - Male (2 minutes)

"Big Zero" - Monologue- Male (1-2 minutes)

"Princess (Where's My Prince Charming?)" - Comedy Monologue- Female (2 minutes)

"Mugged in Metropolis" - Monologue- Female (1-2 minutes)

"I Hate Buffets" - Dramedy Monologue - Male or Female (new) - link goes to Freedrama blog



"THE JOKE KILLER"
short monologue
by D. M. Larson

Copyright (c) 2017 All Rights Reserved
For permission to use this monologue, contact doug@freedrama.net
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It’s so hard to be funny. I can’t even tell jokes right. When I hear something funny, I try to remember it, but then it comes out wrong. There’s nothing better than making people laugh. Laughter really is the best medicine. A good joke can change a sad, dark or tense moment into a tolerable one. Something funny can turn my day around. I want to do that for other people too. And on those rare occasion where I am funny, I ruin it somehow. I don’t know when to stop. I can’t let a joke linger and spread it’s good will. I have to shovel it deep and spread it like manure. If it’s funny once, it will be funny over and over again right? Wrong. But I never learn. I’m the joke killer. That should be my superpower… joke killing. Don’t let me near something funny, okay? You don’t want humor to fall into the wrong hands. These hands will use and abuse it.
END OF MONOLOGUE


             

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"Facing Death" - Monologue from Published Script- Male (1-2 minutes)

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"Dummy" - Monologue- Male

"Waiting on the Bride" Monologue - Male (2-3 minutes)

"Go Home" Dramedy (angry, sarcastic) monologue from a published play - Male or Female (1 minute)

"Midnight of the Soul" - Monologue- Female (2-3 minutes)

"Hidden in the Night" - Adapted Monologue- Female (2-3 minutes)

"The Right Sort of Love" - Adapted Monologue- Female (adapted from Little Women) (2-3 minutes)

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