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by D. M. Larson

"Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626)


News hound? I like the sound of that. The boys at school have always said I've been a dog.

Well, I was walkin' around looking for a story. I went out behind the boys locker room. I always go there hoping to... uh... talk with one of the boys. You know, interview 'em after the big game. And if they ever win a game, I'm gonna get the best darn interview. Losing don't make good news.

Guess what?  I heard some of them boys talking in the locker room. They leave the window open cause it gets real hot in there.  I don't why cause they ain't got nothing on.

(Hands over a report)

Anyway, I got this. Don't know if it's worth printin.'

You think so? Gosh. You're gonna pay me for it too? Wow. A whole dollar! I feel just like Barbara Walters.  I sure look up to her. Her and Jerry Springer.

I will be on the lookout for more stories.  I'm headed over to the boys' swimming hole. They got all kinds of interesting things going on over there.


"Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626)

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