SIDNEY

Wanna see me without my mask?

Don't be nervous.  I'm not this scary looking for real.

I'm kind of ugly but nothing like this mask.

Don't worry.  I don't have a huge nose or weird teeth or a huge mole on my face.  I'm just not very good looking.  

You're really nice.  You deserve to see my real face.  You've passed the test.

END

Adapted from the scene "Looks Get in the Way" from the published play "3 Short Comedy Scripts" ISBN-13: 978-1546726845

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