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"Nukes Make Me Puke"is a short scene for two female actors which is a selection from the play "The Romanian Uranium Mystery" by D. M. Larson REDHEART: (Has a sign that says Go Home Count) Nukes make me Puke! Nukes make me Puke! (Buffy enters and gives her a dirty look) I'm here to protest the arrival of another one of the destroyers of the land coming to rip Uranium out of our precious Mother Earth. BUFFY: (has a sign that says Welcome Count) Overdramatic as usual, aren't we Juliet? REDHEART: And I see you're as heartless as ever, Buffy. BUFFY: Why don't you go away before I call the police? REDHEART: I have every right to be here. BUFFY: And I have every right to smack you up side the head. REDHEART: I'd like to see you try. BUFFY: (Gets ready to fight) I've wanted to do this ever since high school. REDHEART: (Gets ready to fight back) I haven't wanted to do this so bad since high school. BUFFY: I'll punch you right in your brainy, nerdy little nose. REDHEART: I'll kick your big washed up cheerleader butt. BUFFY: Geek! REDHEART: Airhead! (They start hitting each other with their signs) REDHEART: It's the Count! BUFFY: (Suddenly gushes with friendliness) Oh, County. It's so wonderful that you've made it. (to Redheart) Beat it, hippy. REDHEART: I'm not leaving until I am heard! BUFFY: The only thing we want to hear is the sound of you leaving. REDHEART: Now, look, you two-bit Vanna White wannabe. BUFFY: You Jane Fonda freak! REDHEART: I will go if you agree to read my pamphlet on why Uranium mining is harmful to every person, place and thing on this Earth. BUFFY: Fine. Stay then. See if I care. You can just stand there while I eat this beef jerky made from a cute little cow. REDHEART: You wouldn't dare. BUFFY: (Pulls out some jerky) Here it comes. REDHEART: No, please don't. BUFFY: I'm ready to sink my teeth into this luscious little hunk of animal. REDHEART: No, I can't look. BUFFY: Down the hatch. REDHEART: Noooo. (Runs out) BUFFY: (Laughs) That gets her every time. I don't think I've
ever had to eat jerky in front of her. I hate the stuff actually, but it does
the job. Now I've got the rich, handsome Romanian Count all to
myself. (looks around) Where did he go? END OF SCENE
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