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"Greenie (The Last Liberal)" - Comedy monologue for female (1-2 minutes) adapted from the play "Operation Redneck" ISBN-13: 978-1540824349
"The Big Bad Wolf" - Comedy monologue - Male or Female (1 minute) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490
"Humpty Dumpty Private Egg Hard-Boiled Detective" Comedic Monologue - Male (2 minutes) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490
"My William Shatner Man Crush" - Comedy Monologue for Male (2+ minutes) from "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
"Catchick" - Short Comedy Monologue from the play "Superhero Support Group" - Female from the play "Superhero Support Group" ISBN-13: 978-1540471772
"Good Deeds and Such" - Comedy monologue - Female (2 minutes) from "Holka Polka" ISBN-13: 978-1502445490
"Hidden in the Night" - Adapted Short Monologue- Female (2-3 minutes) from a published play "Big Nose" ISBN-13: 978-1542471077
"Masked Man" - Comedic Monologue - Female - from "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
"Death by Dollars" - Short Comedic Monologue for Male from "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
"Melinda Street" - Comedic Monologue for Female from the play "Somebody Famous" ISBN-13: 978-1539753483
"A Thing for Nerds" monologue for female from the play "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
"Steam Train" monologue for female from the play "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
"New Love Found" - Comedy Monologue for Male from the play "Flowers in the Desert" ISBN-13: 978-1530169085
"Waiting on the Bride" Monologue - Male (2-3 minutes) from the play "Flowers in the Desert" ISBN-13: 978-1530169085
"The Spirit of Christmas Indigestion" - Monologue for Female from the play "Ebony Scrooge" ISBN-13: 978-1537655239
"COLD AND SHIVERY" 1 minute monologue by D. M. Larson
from the play "Losers in Love" ISBN: 9781549653186
Copyright (c) 2017 All Rights Reserved
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I saw it! A ghost! Upstairs! I did. It was floating around all spooky like. I think it touched me. I got all cold and shivery. I wanted to scream but when I opened my mouth all I could manage was a little squeak. I was frozen with fear. I thought it was gonna eat my brains or something. Oh, wait. That's zombies, ain't it? Well, it was gonna do whatever ghosts do to me. I could feel it doing something... something real creepy like. You wanna go see it? Or are you too scared? You ain't as brave as me.
(Looks down)
Hey! No, I did not! I spilled a drink on myself, okay? I am not a liar! You go up there and see for yourself. Up there is an honest to goodness, real scary, ghost. I may have lived to tell about it. Will you?!
END OF MONOLOGUE
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Please purchase a copy of the play "Losers in Love" by D. M. Larson from Amazon.com ISBN: 9781549653186 if you will be using the monologue in a competition or performance where admission is charged.
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"THE PAPARAZZI FART" by D. M. Larson
from the play "Losers in Love" ISBN: 9781549653186
Copyright (c) 2017 All Rights Reserved
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Have you ever farted in front of a fan? I call it a paparazzi, because farting in front of a fan is like some terrible stalker that follows you and you can't escape.
The worst one I've ever done was my first. I had the ultimate silent but deadly gas bomb seep from me. I happened to be standing in front of a fan at the time. The results were glorious.
This ultimate gas passing experience was a mix of nerves and a bean burrito, one of those frozen burritos that are made from the cheapest mystery beans ever grown. I wanted to talk to my teacher about something personal and there was only a short time before the whole class would get back from gym. I snuck out early so I could talk to the teacher alone. It was a hot day in May and the teacher had a big fan pointed at the classroom to keep things cool. As I approached, I felt my stomach churn and deposit something painful into my bowels. I bent forward a bit and my teacher looked concerned. I started talking to hide the noise of the gas escaping out of me. At first I was thankful it was silent, but then I realized I was standing in front of the fan and the whole class walked in. The deadliest bottom sewage smell I ever produced oozed from me and filled the air. Students screamed and gasped. Chaos swarmed the room. I looked at the teacher who couldn't tell what was going on since he was on the other side of the fan. The class struggled into their desks with their noses pinched and mouths moaning.
I don't even remember what I wanted to talk to my teacher about, but I sure remember that fart. It was glorious.
END OF MONOLOGUE
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Please purchase a copy of the play "Losers in Love" by D. M. Larson from Amazon.com ISBN: 9781549653186 if you will be using the monologue in a competition or performance where admission is charged.
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Please purchase a copy of the play "Losers in Love" by D. M. Larson from Amazon.com ISBN: 9781549653186 if you will be using the monologue in a competition or performance where admission is charged.
Or buy a low cost PDF of "Losers in Love" on Sellfy.com
"THE PAPARAZZI FART" by D. M. Larson
from the play "Losers in Love" ISBN: 9781549653186
Copyright (c) 2017 All Rights Reserved
***
The worst one I've ever done was my first. I had the ultimate silent but deadly gas bomb seep from me. I happened to be standing in front of a fan at the time. The results were glorious.
This ultimate gas passing experience was a mix of nerves and a bean burrito, one of those frozen burritos that are made from the cheapest mystery beans ever grown. I wanted to talk to my teacher about something personal and there was only a short time before the whole class would get back from gym. I snuck out early so I could talk to the teacher alone. It was a hot day in May and the teacher had a big fan pointed at the classroom to keep things cool. As I approached, I felt my stomach churn and deposit something painful into my bowels. I bent forward a bit and my teacher looked concerned. I started talking to hide the noise of the gas escaping out of me. At first I was thankful it was silent, but then I realized I was standing in front of the fan and the whole class walked in. The deadliest bottom sewage smell I ever produced oozed from me and filled the air. Students screamed and gasped. Chaos swarmed the room. I looked at the teacher who couldn't tell what was going on since he was on the other side of the fan. The class struggled into their desks with their noses pinched and mouths moaning.
I don't even remember what I wanted to talk to my teacher about, but I sure remember that fart. It was glorious.
***
Please purchase a copy of the play "Losers in Love" by D. M. Larson from Amazon.com ISBN: 9781549653186 if you will be using the monologue in a competition or performance where admission is charged.
Or buy a low cost PDF of "Losers in Love" on Sellfy.com
FIND MORE HUMOROUS MONOLOGUES BELOW
Or narrow your search by going to
MALE COMEDY or FEMALE COMEDY
Or narrow your search by going to
MALE COMEDY or FEMALE COMEDY
"Cassandra" Short Humorous Monologue from Published Script "The Hysterical History of the Trojan War" ISBN-13: 978-1452871448- FEMALE COMEDY (1 minute)
"I Need Detention" Monologue from a published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309 - MALE COMEDY (2-3 minutes)
"Mugged in Metropolis" - Monologue- Female (1-2 minutes) from "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308
"Mr. Moo is Mad" Comedy Monologue for Male from the play "Losers in Love" by D. M. Larson ISBN: 9781549653186
"Big Zero" Monologue - Male (1-2 minutes) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309
"Funny Little Fussy Face" - Monologue - Female from "Death of an Insurance Salesman" ISBN-13: 978-1518665547
"Fanny" Monologue from a published play - Female (1 minute) from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" ISBN-13: 978-1482739626
"Bug-Eyed Creature" - Monologue for Male from play "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
"Who Wants to be My Bully?" - Monologue for Male about bullying from play "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
"The Girl Who Broke His Finger" Monologue for Female (1 minute) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention" ISBN-13: 978-1499111309
"Forever on Hold" - Humorous monologue - Female or Male (3 minutes) from "When Mel Fell for Nell" ISBN-13: 978-1512007183
"Bones the Pirate Girl" Comedy monologue - Female from the play "The Princess and the Pirate" ISBN-13: 978-1515169765
"Flowers from Phil" Short Comedic Monologue - Male (1 minute) from "3 Short Comedy Scripts" ISBN-13: 978-1546726845
"Protecto (Kid Hero)" Comedy Monologue for kids, teens- Male or Female (2 minutes) from "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308
"Princess (Where's My Prince Charming?)" - Comedy Monologue- Female (2 minutes) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309
"My Mask" Monologue from a published play - Female (30 seconds) from "3 Short Comedy Scripts" ISBN-13: 978-1546726845
"Kill First, Gloat Later" - Comedic Monologue - Male or Female (45 seconds to 1 minute) from "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308
"School Newspaper" Monologue from a published play - Female (1-2 minutes) from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" ISBN-13: 978-1482739626
"I Hate Buffets" - Comedy monologue - Female (1+ minutes) from "When Mel Fell for Nell" ISBN-13: 978-1512007183
"Dear God" - Short Monologue-Male or Female (3-4 minutes) from the published play "Secrets of My Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589
ACTING TIPS FOR HUMOROUS MONOLOGUES
New actors often ask how they can have more expression in their voices and avoid being monotone. The key is any good monologue performance is to show a variety of emotions.
When you go through a script, think of different emotions the character might be feeling.
Look at the monologue Protecto (Kid Hero). At first he is frustrated. Then he starts to get excited at "I love being a hero." Next he shows anger about a bully at school... "There's this kid at school..." Then he is playful when he talks about school lunch. Excitement builds again when talks about getting a catchphrase. But then at the end he is confused and having second thoughts. You'd want to reflect that in your voice and acting. Show each of those emotions for each part.
Next, look at each sentence. Pick out a word or two in each sentence that you'd want to put the most emphasis on. In the line "I've always dreamed of being a hero." You might pick "dreamed" or "hero" or both. Say these key words with more strength... say them a little more clearly or forcefully.
"The Sunday Gamble" - Comedy Monologue - Male From "Death of an Insurance Salesman" ISBN-13: 978-1518665547
"Blessing in Disguise" - Comedy monologue from the scene "Blinded by the Knight" - Female (1-2 minutes) - from "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308
"Growing Up is Hard to Do" - Short Comedic Monologue for Male from the play "Between Good and Evil" - ISBN-13: 978-1502982308
"Down the Drain" Comedy Monologue for Male by D. M. Larson From the play "A Little Private Education" ISBN-13: 978-1532853111
"It's Just Right" Comedy Monologue for Male by D. M. Larson From the play "A Little Private Education" ISBN-13: 978-1532853111
"Simple, True, Honest Love" monologue for female from a published play adapted from the scene "Princess from Another Planet" that is in the published play "Between Good and Evil" ISBN-13: 978-1502982308
"Call Me Dumper" Comedy Monologue
Shorter Male version * Longer Female version from "Bullied, Bungled and Botched" ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
"Master of FartZen" - Silly Comedic Monologue for Male from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" ISBN-13: 978-1482739626
"Master" - Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Male (2-3 minutes)
"Pearls of Wisdom" Monologue-Woman
A play for mature actors (6-7 minutes)
"Dummy" - Monologue- Male
"Early Morning" - Short Romantic Comedy Monologue - Male or Female
"Goodbye Cruel World" - Comedy monologue for male or female adapted from the play "Gingerbread Girl"
"Symbol of the Revolution" - Comedy monologue for female adapted from the play "The Hysterical History of the American Revolution" (1-2 minutes)
"Take It Easy" short monologue for male about a nervous guy and his not so helpful friend
"Girls of America, Beware!" short monologue from the play "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen"
"Sleeping Spell" - Comedic Monologue for an Evil Character - Female (3 minutes)
"Yar!" (Talk Like a Pirate Day) Funny monologue for male or female
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