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A Thing for Nerds
by D. M. Larson
Here is a humorous monologue for a woman actress from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush" ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
or
purchase a low cost PDF at Sellfy.com
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds. All kinds ... Geek, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all.. Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare, but we do exist.
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands. It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact that you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys couldn't care less about me... But to nerds... I was hot.
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ... (Does body builder impression) Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?
Nerds are the kindest type of guy. They have the best hearts... If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes... They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important... and not alone anymore.
END
This is a monologue from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Find on Amazon.com ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
or
purchase a low cost PDF at Sellfy.com
ONE MINUTE VERSION OF "A THING FOR NERDS"
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds. All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all.. Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands. It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me... But to nerds... I was hot.
END OF ONE MINUTE VERSION
Read a preview of the entire play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Advice on how to perform "A THING FOR NERDS"
(Jenny starts out with a smile, thinking happy thoughts about a guy she likes)
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds.
(She gets excited during this next part)
All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all..
(She does a nerdy laugh but now she is embarrassed)
Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
(Thinks about happy memories and gets dramatic with the next part)
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands.
(She plays up "holding their fates in my hands" and then does another nerdy laugh. She reflects more calmly now.)
It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me...
(She gets a big smile on her face and acts sexy)
But to nerds... I was hot.
(Pauses and then reflects on her past)
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
(She says this dramatically and then ends with a flirty wink on "much")
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
(Says this next part with a tiny bit of anger and hurt from bad experiences in the past)
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... With pretty boys there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ...
(Does a dumb guy, body builder impression)
"Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?"
(Says this with love)
Nerds are the kindest kind of guy. They have the best hearts...
(Then she gets silly - it's hard for her to serious or romantic))
If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes...
(Gets loving again)
They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important...
(Says this a little bit of sadness because she has been alone but also with hope for the future because she is in love with someone)
....and not alone anymore.
END
********
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JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds. All kinds ... Geek, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all.. Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare, but we do exist.
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands. It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact that you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys couldn't care less about me... But to nerds... I was hot.
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ... (Does body builder impression) Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?
Nerds are the kindest type of guy. They have the best hearts... If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes... They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important... and not alone anymore.
END
This is a monologue from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Find on Amazon.com ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
or
purchase a low cost PDF at Sellfy.com
ONE MINUTE VERSION OF "A THING FOR NERDS"
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds. All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all.. Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands. It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me... But to nerds... I was hot.
END OF ONE MINUTE VERSION
Read a preview of the entire play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Advice on how to perform "A THING FOR NERDS"
(Jenny starts out with a smile, thinking happy thoughts about a guy she likes)
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds.
(She gets excited during this next part)
All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all..
(She does a nerdy laugh but now she is embarrassed)
Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
(Thinks about happy memories and gets dramatic with the next part)
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands.
(She plays up "holding their fates in my hands" and then does another nerdy laugh. She reflects more calmly now.)
It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me...
(She gets a big smile on her face and acts sexy)
But to nerds... I was hot.
(Pauses and then reflects on her past)
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
(She says this dramatically and then ends with a flirty wink on "much")
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
(Says this next part with a tiny bit of anger and hurt from bad experiences in the past)
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... With pretty boys there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ...
(Does a dumb guy, body builder impression)
"Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?"
(Says this with love)
Nerds are the kindest kind of guy. They have the best hearts...
(Then she gets silly - it's hard for her to serious or romantic))
If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes...
(Gets loving again)
They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important...
(Says this a little bit of sadness because she has been alone but also with hope for the future because she is in love with someone)
....and not alone anymore.
END
********
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I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands. It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact that you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys couldn't care less about me... But to nerds... I was hot.
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ... (Does body builder impression) Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?
Nerds are the kindest type of guy. They have the best hearts... If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes... They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important... and not alone anymore.
END
This is a monologue from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Find on Amazon.com ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
or
purchase a low cost PDF at Sellfy.com
ONE MINUTE VERSION OF "A THING FOR NERDS"
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds. All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all.. Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands. It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me... But to nerds... I was hot.
END OF ONE MINUTE VERSION
Read a preview of the entire play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Advice on how to perform "A THING FOR NERDS"
(Jenny starts out with a smile, thinking happy thoughts about a guy she likes)
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds.
(She gets excited during this next part)
All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all..
(She does a nerdy laugh but now she is embarrassed)
Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
(Thinks about happy memories and gets dramatic with the next part)
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands.
(She plays up "holding their fates in my hands" and then does another nerdy laugh. She reflects more calmly now.)
It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me...
(She gets a big smile on her face and acts sexy)
But to nerds... I was hot.
(Pauses and then reflects on her past)
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
(She says this dramatically and then ends with a flirty wink on "much")
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
(Says this next part with a tiny bit of anger and hurt from bad experiences in the past)
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... With pretty boys there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ...
(Does a dumb guy, body builder impression)
"Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?"
(Says this with love)
Nerds are the kindest kind of guy. They have the best hearts...
(Then she gets silly - it's hard for her to serious or romantic))
If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes...
(Gets loving again)
They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important...
(Says this a little bit of sadness because she has been alone but also with hope for the future because she is in love with someone)
....and not alone anymore.
END
********
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But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ... (Does body builder impression) Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?
Nerds are the kindest type of guy. They have the best hearts... If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes... They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important... and not alone anymore.
END
This is a monologue from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Find on Amazon.com ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
or
purchase a low cost PDF at Sellfy.com
ONE MINUTE VERSION OF "A THING FOR NERDS"
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds. All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all.. Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands. It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me... But to nerds... I was hot.
END OF ONE MINUTE VERSION
Read a preview of the entire play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Advice on how to perform "A THING FOR NERDS"
(Jenny starts out with a smile, thinking happy thoughts about a guy she likes)
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds.
(She gets excited during this next part)
All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all..
(She does a nerdy laugh but now she is embarrassed)
Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
(Thinks about happy memories and gets dramatic with the next part)
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands.
(She plays up "holding their fates in my hands" and then does another nerdy laugh. She reflects more calmly now.)
It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me...
(She gets a big smile on her face and acts sexy)
But to nerds... I was hot.
(Pauses and then reflects on her past)
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
(She says this dramatically and then ends with a flirty wink on "much")
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
(Says this next part with a tiny bit of anger and hurt from bad experiences in the past)
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... With pretty boys there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ...
(Does a dumb guy, body builder impression)
"Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?"
(Says this with love)
Nerds are the kindest kind of guy. They have the best hearts...
(Then she gets silly - it's hard for her to serious or romantic))
If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes...
(Gets loving again)
They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important...
(Says this a little bit of sadness because she has been alone but also with hope for the future because she is in love with someone)
....and not alone anymore.
END
********
Important Copyright Notice
These scripts may be used for FREE but PLEASE do NOT repost the TEXT of any script online in any way. Students, actors, teachers and student may use the scripts for acting or classroom activities and even videos, but do NOT repost them on the internet. Please link to the scripts on the website. We love that! But these scripts are published and protected by copyright (c) 2001-2021 so do not upload the entire text of a script. Thank you!
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VIEW LIST OF ALL FREEDRAMA SCRIPTS (with ISBN info)
Nerds are the kindest type of guy. They have the best hearts... If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes... They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important... and not alone anymore.
END
This is a monologue from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Find on Amazon.com ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
or
purchase a low cost PDF at Sellfy.com
ONE MINUTE VERSION OF "A THING FOR NERDS"
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds. All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all.. Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands. It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me... But to nerds... I was hot.
END OF ONE MINUTE VERSION
Read a preview of the entire play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Advice on how to perform "A THING FOR NERDS"
(Jenny starts out with a smile, thinking happy thoughts about a guy she likes)
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds.
(She gets excited during this next part)
All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all..
(She does a nerdy laugh but now she is embarrassed)
Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
(Thinks about happy memories and gets dramatic with the next part)
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands.
(She plays up "holding their fates in my hands" and then does another nerdy laugh. She reflects more calmly now.)
It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me...
(She gets a big smile on her face and acts sexy)
But to nerds... I was hot.
(Pauses and then reflects on her past)
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
(She says this dramatically and then ends with a flirty wink on "much")
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
(Says this next part with a tiny bit of anger and hurt from bad experiences in the past)
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... With pretty boys there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ...
(Does a dumb guy, body builder impression)
"Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?"
(Says this with love)
Nerds are the kindest kind of guy. They have the best hearts...
(Then she gets silly - it's hard for her to serious or romantic))
If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes...
(Gets loving again)
They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important...
(Says this a little bit of sadness because she has been alone but also with hope for the future because she is in love with someone)
....and not alone anymore.
END
********
Important Copyright Notice
These scripts may be used for FREE but PLEASE do NOT repost the TEXT of any script online in any way. Students, actors, teachers and student may use the scripts for acting or classroom activities and even videos, but do NOT repost them on the internet. Please link to the scripts on the website. We love that! But these scripts are published and protected by copyright (c) 2001-2021 so do not upload the entire text of a script. Thank you!
MORE FREE PLAYS FROM FREEDRAMA.NET!
Free MONOLOGUES for 1 Actor
Free Monologues for one TEEN Actor
Free SHORT Stage Play Scripts and SKITS
Free FUNNY Short Stage Play Scripts and COMEDY Skits
Funny Comedy Monologues
Free DUOLOGUES for 2 Actors
Free Monologues for KIDS
Short Plays for CHILDREN
Small cast plays for CHILDREN
VIEW LIST OF ALL FREEDRAMA SCRIPTS (with ISBN info)
END
This is a monologue from the published play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Find on Amazon.com ISBN-13: 978-1505910155
or
purchase a low cost PDF at Sellfy.com
ONE MINUTE VERSION OF "A THING FOR NERDS"
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds. All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all.. Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands. It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me... But to nerds... I was hot.
END OF ONE MINUTE VERSION
Read a preview of the entire play "My William Shatner Man Crush"
Advice on how to perform "A THING FOR NERDS"
(Jenny starts out with a smile, thinking happy thoughts about a guy she likes)
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds.
(She gets excited during this next part)
All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all..
(She does a nerdy laugh but now she is embarrassed)
Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
(Thinks about happy memories and gets dramatic with the next part)
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands.
(She plays up "holding their fates in my hands" and then does another nerdy laugh. She reflects more calmly now.)
It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me...
(She gets a big smile on her face and acts sexy)
But to nerds... I was hot.
(Pauses and then reflects on her past)
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
(She says this dramatically and then ends with a flirty wink on "much")
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
(Says this next part with a tiny bit of anger and hurt from bad experiences in the past)
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... With pretty boys there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ...
(Does a dumb guy, body builder impression)
"Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?"
(Says this with love)
Nerds are the kindest kind of guy. They have the best hearts...
(Then she gets silly - it's hard for her to serious or romantic))
If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes...
(Gets loving again)
They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important...
(Says this a little bit of sadness because she has been alone but also with hope for the future because she is in love with someone)
....and not alone anymore.
END
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Advice on how to perform "A THING FOR NERDS"
(Jenny starts out with a smile, thinking happy thoughts about a guy she likes)
JENNY
I've always had a thing for nerds.
(She gets excited during this next part)
All kinds ... Geeky, Weirdo, Freak, Techie, Trekkie or Dork... you name it... I want to catch them all..
(She does a nerdy laugh but now she is embarrassed)
Sorry for the Pokemon reference... I am a bit of a nerd myself. Girl nerds are rare but we do exist.
(Thinks about happy memories and gets dramatic with the next part)
I hung out with nerd-lings as a kid. We played Dungeons and Dragons and I loved being dungeon master ...holding their fates in my hands.
(She plays up "holding their fates in my hands" and then does another nerdy laugh. She reflects more calmly now.)
It doesn't matter how pretty you are, just the fact you're female and like something nerdy makes you very attractive to them. Other kinds of guys could care less about me...
(She gets a big smile on her face and acts sexy)
But to nerds... I was hot.
(Pauses and then reflects on her past)
The more I hung out with boy nerds, the more I realized the power girls have over them... There's nothing they want more than First Contact with the female of their species.
(She says this dramatically and then ends with a flirty wink on "much")
But with great power comes great responsibility and I tried not to take advantage... Much.
(Says this next part with a tiny bit of anger and hurt from bad experiences in the past)
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all... With pretty boys there is always a fight for the mirror. With tough guys and jocks... They always want praise or worship. It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition ...
(Does a dumb guy, body builder impression)
"Who is the lucky girl who gets me today?"
(Says this with love)
Nerds are the kindest kind of guy. They have the best hearts...
(Then she gets silly - it's hard for her to serious or romantic))
If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes...
(Gets loving again)
They really care about you and who you are.
You get a nerdy guy's full attention. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day. That's why I like these guys... I feel special... important...
(Says this a little bit of sadness because she has been alone but also with hope for the future because she is in love with someone)
....and not alone anymore.
END
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