Free Monologues for Kids

(Children and Young Adults)
by D. M. Larson

"Good Deeds and Such"

Comedy monologue - Female (90 seconds to 2 minutes)
From the play 'Holka Polka"
ISBN-13: 978-1502445490
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"The Big Bad Wolf"

Comedy monologue - Male or Female (1 minute)
From the play 'Holka Polka"
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"Humpty Dumpty Private Egg Hard-Boiled Detective"

Comedic Monologue - Male (2 minutes)
From the play 'Holka Polka"
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Top 10 Monologues for Kids

"The Not So Perfect Child"

Monologue- Female (2-3 minutes)
From "Flowers in the Desert"
ISBN-13: 978-1530169085
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"Staying Power"

Short Monologue - Female (1 minute)
From "To Be A Star"
ISBN-13: 978-1541300200
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"My Dream" (aka "What is your Dream?")

Short Monologue - Female (45 seconds to 1 minute)
From "To Be A Star"
ISBN-13: 978-1541300200
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"Catchick"

Short Comedic Monologue from the scene "Superhero Support Group" - Female (30 seconds to 1 minute)
From "Between Good and Evil"
ISBN-13: 978-1502982308
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"Goodbye Cruel World" Comedy monologue for male or female adapted from the play "Gingerbread Girl" (1-2 minutes) Buy a low cost PDF of the full play at Sellfy.com

"Much Madness"

Dramatic Monologue-Female (2-3 minutes)
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
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"Dear God"

Short Monologue-Male or Female (3-4 minutes) from the play "Secrets of My Soul" ISBN-13: 978-1493533589
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"Little Pirate" (Female and Male Versions)

Monologue for Kids - (1 minute)
From "The Pint Sized Pirate"
ISBN-13: 978-1511496377
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"Cassandra"

Short Comedic Monologue - Female (1 minute)
Adapted from "The Hysterical History of the Trojan War"
ISBN-13: 978-1452871448
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"Protecto (Kid Hero)"

Comedy Monologue- Male or Female (2 minutes)
From "Between Good and Evil"
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"Dreaming of Dragons"

Monologue for Kids - Male or Female (45 seconds to 1 minute)
From "Between Good and Evil"
ISBN-13: 978-1502982308
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"Wishing"

Monologue- Female (1-2 minutes)
From "The Ghosts of Detention"
ISBN-13: 978-1499111309
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"Bones the Pirate Girl"

Comedy monologue for kids - Female
From "The Pirate and the Princess"
ISBN-13: 978-1515169765
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"Sunset Princess"

Monologue for Female - child, kid, teen
From "The Pirate and the Princess"
ISBN-13: 978-1515169765
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"How to be a Pirate" or "An Orchestra of Stink"

Funny monologue for female - comedy solo stage script
From "The Pirate and the Princess"
ISBN-13: 978-1515169765
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"Growing Up is Hard to Do"

Short Comedic Monologue - Male (1 minute)
From "Between Good and Evil"
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"Alien Goo"

Comedic Monologue from Published Script- Male (1 minute)
From "Between Good and Evil"
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"No Witnesses"

Dramatic Monologue for Kids - Male or Female (1-2 minute)
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
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"End the Hurting"

Short Dramatic Monologue (about bullying and abuse)-Male or Female (30 seconds)
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
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"Who Wants to be My Bully?"

Monologue for Male
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
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"Bug-Eyed Creature"

Monologue for Male
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
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"Only Children Believe in Butterflies"

Dramatic monologue-Female (7-9 minutes)
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
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"Ode to the Squished"

Short dramedy (over-dramatic comedy) monologue - Male or Female (30 seconds)
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
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"Carry a Stuffy"

Monologue for Female
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
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"Without My Beauty"

PRINCESS BEAUTY
Nick, please don't grovel. That's why I liked you. You didn't feel like you had to treat me that way. I'm just a normal peasant girl now. My stupid fairy godmother did this to me. Correction: My smart fairy godmother. She's made me like cleaning.

(Yells out)

It worked, fairy godmother. It worked! I'm happy not being a beauty.

(Looks at NICK)

I never thought I could live without my beauty, but I guess I can.

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Short monologue for girl - solo stage play script for female adapted from published play Beauty IS a Beast
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"The Most Beautiful"

PRINCESS BEAUTY
But, I can't just go back to the way I was. I like my new life. I just don't want to be who I was before. I can never be as good as Honor. I'm still not as beautiful as you are, sister. I don't think I ever can be. I used to think I was the most beautiful woman in the kingdom, but not anymore. Now I think you've always been the most beautiful the whole time, I just couldn't see it. No, Fairy Godmother, don't change me back. I don't think I want my old beauty anymore. It does me more harm than good.

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Short monologue for girl - solo stage play script for female
from the play Beauty IS a Beast
ISBN-13: 978-1511495967
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"Fairy Godmother"

PRINCESS BEAUTY
Nick, please don't grovel. That's why I liked you. You didn't feel like you had to treat me that way. I'm just a normal peasant girl now. My stupid fairy godmother did this to me. Correction: My smart fairy godmother. She's made me like cleaning.

(To FAIRY GODMOTHER)

It worked, fairy godmother. It worked! I'm happy not being a beauty.

(Looks at NICK)

I never thought I could live without my beauty, but I guess I can. But, I can't just go back to the way I was. I like my new life. I just don't want to be who I was before. I can never be as good as Honor.

(To HONOR)

I'm still not as beautiful as you are, sister. I don't think I ever can be. I used to think I was the most beautiful woman in the kingdom, but not anymore. Now I think you've always been the most beautiful the whole time, I just couldn't see it. No, Fairy Godmother, don't change me back. I don't think I want my old beauty anymore. It does me more harm than good.

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Monologue for girl - solo female script adapted
from the play Beauty IS a Beast
ISBN-13: 978-1511495967
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"A Golden Tooth"

SLY
She is something isn't she? But she hardly notices me. I just annoy her. I try to be extra nice to her... Remember that golden tooth I gave her? The one I stole from Old Stinky when he was sleeping? She didn't even wear it. She'd look so good with a golden tooth. And then there is that sea slug I caught her for a pet. I never see her with it. I just wish I knew what would make her happy. Nothing on this ship, that's for sure, especially not me.

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Short monologue for male
From "The Pirate and the Princess"
ISBN-13: 978-1515169765
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"My Whipping Boy"

FUCHSIA
Every princess needs a whipping boy. He was a present for my 3rd birthday I think. My twos were pretty terrible and they needed some way to punish me... Or maybe to take out their frustrations... They picked a nice servant boy I liked... We used to play together... They thought if I saw him getting whipped for something I did I would feel bad. They were right. I felt terrible. It's horrible watching someone you like getting hurt for something you did wrong. I always tried to make it up to him if he got whipped in my place. I never liked to see him hurt so I tried to be good... most of the time. When I messed up and he got punished, then I'd try to do nice things for him, like save him some of my favorite foods or give him a little present. He ended up looking forward to me getting in trouble because I was so nice after. He's even tricked me in to being naughty so he'd get punished and then rewarded. I wasn't quite as nice that time. I don't like being tricked.

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Monologue for Female - child, kid, teen - link goes to the Freedrama blog
From "The Pirate and the Princess"
ISBN-13: 978-1515169765
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"Forever Tree"

(Janey still has some of her bandages on but you can see more of her face now and some scarring)

JANEY
Why can't everyone just leave me alone! They follow me after school and harass me - I go home and they harass me - maybe I need to stop shopping at Target. Because that's what I am. A target. People love to pick on me. The bullies have to take a number because I seem to be their favorite person to hate on. I’m some kind of stress reliever - they take out all their frustrations on me. I guess that is my purpose in life. At least I serve a purpose. It would be a shame if all that torture didn't have a purpose. Then I go home and get harassed too. So I will just stay here behind this tree - forever. I love this tree. I do a lot of hiding behind this tree. I will even climb up and hide in the branches if I feel really scared. Sometimes I wish I'd fall out of the branches and break my neck. I dangle on a branch, begging myself to let go. But I'm never brave enough to do it. And I wouldn't want the tree to feel bad. This tree been good to me all these years. A quiet refuge on the border of madness and insanity. Safe from the madness of school and the insanity of home. I'm tempted to build a treehouse and stay here forever. Or maybe I will lay in the middle of the road and get it over with. I'm tired of hiding. You want me? Come and get me! Finish me off. Put me out of my misery.

(The sound of a car approaching. She lies in the middle of the road [stage] - car sound stops and then sound of car honking. She yells at car)

Either run me over or go around because I'm not moving!

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Monologue for Female
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
ISBN-13: 978-1518661082
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"Cut Off from the World"

MOIRA
Look at what they're saying about me! It's all over TwitFace! Everyone at school is seeing it. You see how many likes it's getting! I hate TwitFace! It's ruining my life! I can't go back to school tomorrow. I can't face everyone after what they said. What are you doing? Don't deactivate my account! Give me back my laptop! Stop, you're going to break it! It broke. You broke my laptop. Where's my phone? Give me my phone! Don't take out the battery. What are you doing with the battery! Put my phone back together! You're breaking it! I'm cut off from the world...

(She cries and throws a tantrum. Then she stops and cries quietly. Then after a long pause she suddenly looks a little relieved)

I'm cut off from the world.

(Long pause - she looks around)

Wanna play a board game or something? Hey look, we still have that tire swing in the back yard. Remember how we used to spin each other until we got so dizzy we couldn't walk? I loved that feeling. I wish I could feel that way again... not just dizzy, but... I don’t know... carefree? Things get so much more complicated when you get older.

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Monologue for Female
From "Bullied, Bungled and Botched"
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"Yar!" (Talk Like a Pirate Day)

PIRATE KELLY
Avast there matey. It be Talk like a Pirate Day. Hand over those donuts. Donuts are always free on Talk like a Pirate Day. I be looking for the perfect donut. It has to be the perfect length… twice as big as me mouth. Once I found the donut of me dreams and I have been on an endless search for one to match it's perfection. Let me tell ye a tale of the most delicious of donuts... but be warned... it's not for the faint of heart.

(PIRATE KELLY gets a dreamy look in his eye as he remembers eating the perfect donut)

Once was a donut ever so sweet
That its taste could never be beat
It was as heavenly as can be
Like it was made just for me
Better than a bottle of rum
After a few bites I felt undone
But it slipped from me grip
And that donut took a dip
Like a sinking ship lost at sea
Now food for fishes, bad for me


(The memory of losing the donut gets him crying. Then he looks around and realizes the person with the donuts is gone)

Where'd she go? You can't get rid of me that easy. I must have ye donuts!

(PIRATE KELLY runs off stage and after a moment he runs across again)

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