"Fart-Zen" (free play preview) - very short comedy for three or more actors (any gender) from the play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School"
ISBN-13: 978-1482739626 Low Cost PDF of script (Purchasing a book or PDF of this script gives you the rights to use for: Auditions, Classrooms, Workshops and Camps)
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ISBN-13: 978-1482739626 Low Cost PDF of script
"Silent but Deadly"
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"Touched by an Alien" (free play preview) Short comedy skit about space explorers that discover a new kind of alien. 5 actors of any gender (plus possible non-speaking roles) from "Between Good and Evil"
ISBN-13: 978-1502982308 Low cost PDF of script
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"Waiting for Gal Gadot"
a short one act duologue stage play script for one male and one female actor about meeting your hero. Buy a low cost PDF of the scene or get the full play "Losers in Love" by D. M. Larson ISBN: 9781549653186 or find a PDF of the full script on Sellfy.com (Purchasing a book or PDF of this script gives you the rights to use for: Auditions, Classrooms, Workshops and Camps)
"Make Me A Vampire" (free script preview on Freedrama blog) - short comedy play for 4 actors about a human who wants to be a vampire from the play "Losers in Love" by D. M. Larson ISBN: 9781549653186 Low Cost PDF
"The Hysterical History of Cleopatra" (free script preview on Freedrama blog) - short comedy play about the famous Egyptian Queen - for 9 or more actors (as few as 7 with doubling) 2-4 females and 4-6 of any gender. Buy a low cost PDF at Sellfy.com
"Our Big Break" short comedy play for 6 actors about two women who want to get their big break into show business (low cost PDF). And the story continues with "Dotty's New Show". Both scenes are from the play "Blondes Prefer Gentlemen" available on Amazon.com or find a low cost PDF of the full script on Sellfy.com
"The Magic Coin and the Lemonade Stand" is a short skit about two kids who want to help a family in need in their neighborhood. Find a low cost PDF on Sellfy.com
"Underdog (aka Fight Me)" - comedy for two actors (2 males with possible non-speaking female extras) from the published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309
"Music Maybe" short comedy play for four actors about an all drummer rock group - "male version" or "female version" available on Amazon.comISBN-13: 978-1519120106
"Blinded by the Knight" A short comedy play about a nervous nerd looking for love in a comic book store (for 2-4 males and 2-4 females = 6 total or 5 with doubling) from "Between Good and Evil"
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"Worrying About the Future (A Comedy)" is a scene from the play "Control the Future" ISBN-13: 978-1540666581This is a short play script for two either (male or female - one child actor and one adult character - or it could be two siblings - one older and one younger).
"Pain Scale" A wacky comedy scene for two actors any gender but written for 2 men from the play "Control the Future" ISBN-13: 978-1540666581
"Stung" A short comedy about someone who wants to be one with nature but nature doesn't like her. (4 speaking parts with possible extras) from "Between Good and Evil"
"Looks Get in the Way" Short comedy about finding the perfect person. 2-3 m 1-2 w (4 total) from "3 Short Comedy Scripts" ISBN-13: 978-1546726845
"Big Nose: A Modern Cyrano" - one act play for 6 or more actors from "3 Short Comedy Scripts" ISBN-13: 978-1546726845
"Hippies, Housewives, and Watering Holes" - 10 minute play - 2 w 1 m
"Chile Pepper Chicks" Short comedy about a couple of guys who meet their favorite country singer. 3m 3w
"Pity the Fool" Short play about an artist looking for some pity. 2 m 2 w. from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School"
"Gossip" Short Comedy (teen version) - 5 actors
Version for adult actors from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School"
"Peggy the Pint Sized Pirate"
A play for all ages from "The Pint Sized Pirate"
"The Hysterical History of the Great Depression" What if one of the most corrupt judges of the Great Depression put Al Capone on trial? (9-11 speaking roles, unlimited extras) from the play "Mystery of the Gangster Ghost" Sellfy.com
"The Boy Who Cried Genie" A short play about a guy who wishes he didn't get wishes. 1-2 males, 4-5 females from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School"
"Signs of the Times" Short sketch comedy skit about money, taxes, politics and homelessness. Written for 3 males and 1 female but works for 4 actors of either gender from the play "Control the Future" ISBN-13: 978-1540666581
"Screamy Youie Kicky Booty" Short comedy. 1m 1w 1 other
"Waiting on Trains" A bum thinks a business woman is God. 3 actors (any gender)
"Heart Attack" Short play about a good man who finally gets rewarded and the woman who saves him from a heart attack. 2 m 2 w. from the published play "Secrets of My Soul"
"Kiss Me, I'm Irish" Short comedy about love and stereotypes. 3w 1m from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School"
"Polly Wants a Cracker" A short play for two actors (one man, one woman, optional non-speaking extras) from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School"
"A Hysterical History of the American Revolution" Short comedy for ten+ actors.
"I Think I'm A Stalker"
from "LOSERS IN LOVE"
by D. M. Larson
(JANE enters cafe' and goes up to JENNY)
Hey, Jane. You're usual?
Sure... have you seen Tony?
You just missed him.
I had an awkward moment this morning.
Tony wet the bed again?
Very funny. Never mind.
I'm sorry. You can talk to me. We're practically almost sisters.
I figure Tony and Frank are almost like brothers and we're in serious relationships with them so we're nearly almost sisters now.
Well... I had the weirdest revelation this morning.
Do tell? Wait, let me guess. Was it that you realized how pretty Tony is and if you put him in a dress that he'd look a little too good as a woman?
What? No! What are you talking about?
Never mind. I have weird thoughts like that.
I think I'm doing something pretty weird too.
Really? Please tell me.
No jokes if I do.
I think I'm a stalker.
This is good. Who are you stalking?
But... you already got him.
But I'm doing creepy stuff like putting pictures of him on my wall. He showed me all these old pictures of him from when he was in high school and college and I kept some of them. I woke up and looked all the pictures on my bedroom wall and suddenly felt like a stalker. I wonder if I'm creeping him out.
Trust me... he's very into you... he loves being stalked by you.
I hope so.
I know so.
Thanks Jenny. But promise me you'll tell me if I'm getting too creepy.
As long as you don't start knitting things out of his hair, then we're okay.
You're not are you?
No! I was only kidding. Tell Tony I was looking for him.
Why don't you text him or something?
No cell phone. I'm finally free of the financial and invasive stress of having one.
I don't think I could live without my phone.
Not only do I live without mine. I live better.
Everyone here is living... I think.
(Everyone in the cafe is on some kind of electronic device)
We should all get together some time and unplug. It could be fun.
Hmmm... I don't know.
(JENNY gives JANE her drink)
Thanks for the drink. I better go. I think I have somewhere to be. Maybe I'll take a walk in the park while I try to remember where it was.
(JANE leaves happily. JENNY looks at her phone and all the people in the cafe on their phones. She sighs and goes back to work)
END OF SCENE
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