Free Short Stage Scripts
by D. M. Larson
Art by Shiela Larson
Short Funny Comedy Plays
"Underdog (aka Fight Me)" - comedy for two actors (2 males with possible non-speaking female extras)
"Music Maybe" short comedy play for four actors about an all drummer rock group - "male version" or "female version"
"Blinded by the Knight" A short comedy play about a nervous nerd looking for love in a comic book store (for 2-4 males and 2-4 females = 6 total or 5 with doubling)
"Hipster Hobos" Short sketch comedy skit about when being too cool is too annoying. 1+ m 1+ w (3-6+ total).
"Monster Survival Skills During A Gremlin Outbreak" - Short comedy stage play script for 3 or more actors
"Cell Phone Zombies" Short sketch comedy skit about cell phones and time travel. Written for 4 actors of either gender and options for several extra actors.
"Worrying About the Future (A Comedy)" is a scene from the published play "Control the Future" ISBN-13: 978-1540666581. This is a short play script for two either (male or female - one child actor and one adult character - or it could be two siblings - one older and one younger).
"Pain Scale" A wacky comedy scene for two actors any gender but written for 2 men. From the published play "Control the Future" ISBN-13: 978-1540666581
"Fart-Zen" - very short comedy for three or more actors (any gender)
"Rock, Sword, Firecracker!" Short comedy about the legend behind the game of Rock, Scissors, Paper. 3+ actors (any gender)
"Silent but Deadly" - Short comedy stage play script for 3 actors
"Touched by an Alien" Short comedy about space explorers that discover a new kind of alien. 5 actors of any gender (plus possible non-speaking roles).
"Stung" A short comedy about someone who wants to be one with nature but nature doesn't like her. (4 speaking parts with possible extras)
"Looks Get in the Way" Short comedy about finding the perfect person. 2-3 m 1-2 w (4 total).
"Rednecks vs Aliens" - short comedy for 4 actors (2 male 2 female)
"Love at the International Fusion Cafe" short comedy play for four to six actors - "Original PG-13 Version" or "Adapted PG Version"
"The Hysterical History of Cleopatra" - short comedy play about the famous Egyptian Queen - for 9 or more actors (as few as 7 with doubling) 2-4 females and 4-6 of any gender
"Signs of the Times" Short sketch comedy skit about money, taxes, politics and homelessness. Written for 3 males and 1 female but works for 4 actors of either gender. (link goes to Freedrama blog)
"Chile Pepper Chicks" Short comedy about a couple of guys who meet their favorite country singer. 3m 3w
"Pity the Fool" Short play about an artist looking for some pity. 2 m 2 w.
"Peggy the Pint Sized Pirate"
"The Hysterical History of the Great Depression" What if one of the most corrupt judges of the Great Depression put Al Capone on trial? (9-11 speaking roles, unlimited extras)
"The Boy Who Cried Genie" A short play about a guy who wishes he didn't get wishes. 1-2 males, 4-5 females.
"Screamy Youie Kicky Booty" Short comedy. 1m 1w 1 other
"Waiting on Trains" A bum thinks a business woman is God. 3 actors (any gender)
"Heart Attack" Short play about a good man who finally gets rewarded and the woman who saves him from a heart attack. 2 m 2 w.
"Kiss Me, I'm Irish" Short comedy about love and stereotypes. 3w 1m
"Polly Wants a Cracker" A short play for two actors (one man, one woman, optional non-speaking extras)
"A Hysterical HERstory of the American Revolution" Short comedy for ten+ actors.
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